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Someone who discovered weightloss and is an extremest about spreading the word on what you should do to loose weight weather you want to know or not!
When you have a friend that lost a bunch of weight and they keep pushing you to try this new diet and tell you all about it when you don't even care, that's a bornagain fatty!
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To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.
I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.
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Also commonly known as Mr Clive Palmer.
"In my opinion, Clive Palmer is a fatty McFuck Head" Quote by the millennial generation of Australia
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a girls big butt (the group fatty koo defined it as such)
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Usually known by the acronym SIF, a secret internet fatty posts photographs of themselves on social networking sites that are purposely shot so as to disguise their obesity. Classic examples usually include a combination of:
- close-up head or face shots
- extremely high or overhead camera angles
- low-key lighting and possibly actual image manipulation.
Women often show cleavage, or employ boobnosis, as a secondary deception.
Since most men have booblevision to begin with, they rarely pause to consider that the SIF in question could shrink one to three WHOLE bra cup sizes if they ever lost the excess fat. Obviously going from a D cup to an A cup would render the formerly outstanding bust line moot.
(In this same vein, a woman writer once quipped, "When I'm a size six, I can get into my favorite jeans. When I'm a size fourteen, I finally have the bust line that I always wanted in high school.") 'Nuff said?
Secret internet fatties come in two basic groups: those who want to lose weight, and those who won't do what is necessary to lose weight (choosing instead to refer to themselves by outrageous euphemisms such as: "fluffy", "juicy", "big boned", "pleasingly plump", or "BBW". Star Jones is their poster child).
To the first group, I would suggest having your thyroid gland checked out by a medical doctor who knows something about nutrition and does not dismiss naturopathic remedies. Eat enough medium to low calorie foods to feel full, and have a few colonics to insure proper nutrient absorption. If you have been genetically hosed by your family's DNA, you're going to have to put extra effort into whatever you do. Surgery may be an option, but there is NO substitute for regular exercise.
To the second group I ask, who do you think you are fooling? As Jeff Foxworthy observed about large women wearing Spandex, "If your bottom looks like two raccoons wrestling around in a fifty pound sack of feed, you are NOT 'juicy'!"
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SexyLexie is a self-proclaimed "MySpace hottie" but Kip Dynamite wants a full body shot to prove she's not just another secret internet fatty with delusions of grandeur.
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A large balloon filled with nitrous oxide often sold in concert parking lots or festivals.
A whippet.
Nitrous Mafia: Who wants an Ice Cold Fatty? $5 Each or 5 for $20.
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Someone who got fat by eating way too much fast food and doing nothing but sitting on their fat butts.
Fatty McFat Fat stole my cheescake, then he ate my statue of Hayato Kanzaki!
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