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When you fist someone after cutting hot peppers.
I gave her the old spicy fist last night after I made my famous taco recipe.
A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.
That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!
When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.
(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)
Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!
A gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone's body in order to make a "massage" unenjoyable for the receiver.
That douche wouldn't stop begging for a backrub so I fist pounced him.
When one double fists a female while yelling "heil hydra"
The man heard his neighbor heil hydra fisting his girlfriend through the wall.
1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.
That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.