Rural Dictionary

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 31, 2020

Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

by luvpickford June 29, 2011

fit but you know it

Phrase coined by mike skinner of the streets to describle someone whose is well aware of their good looks

i'm not trying to pull you
even though i would like to
i think you are really fit
you're fit but my gosh don't you know it

by crimson&clover May 21, 2004

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e-fit

Throwing a tantrum online, or posting a forum rant over nothing. Usually the kind of thing you'd never pontificate about to anyone in person, and you many not even really care. Also contains a lot of angst.

"OMG, suing girls for leaving cookies on your doorstep? We should hang that bitch and set fire to her house. Who's with me?"
"Nice e-fit."

by ____________ May 4, 2005

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