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During intercourse be inducing of an epileptic fit causing contractions of the labia and anus creating a far more intense sexual experience or orgasm.
Yvonne "shake mutherfucker just don't foam"
Trevor "gnarrrrr"
Yvonne "yeah flash dance me bitch"
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A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.
A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.
Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.
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The attempt to disrupt the funeral of Margaret Thatcher using hundreds of people who will a) download 'Piss on Thatcher's grave' by the Maggie Thatcher Experience and then b) play it very loudly near to her grave whilst drinking Evian patiently waiting to carry out this deed.
http://www.flashmobdeath.tk/
see also http://www.maggiethatcher.com
Flash Mob Death flashmobdeath
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Someone who makes animations using Macromedia Flash. Must make animations well.
Thomas Woakes is a Flash Master
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Hair style that is dried only until you can no longer stand the heat of the hair dryer. Ceasing to further dry your hair due to the futility as it is getting wet from the roots during a hot flash. Hot Flash Hair is usually clipped up while partially wet or left in its natural state to avoid further time with the blow dryer. Clipped up hair also prevents hair from sticking to the neck and face.
Hey, I really like your hair clip! Thanks, it works really well for my hot flash hair style.
When you are wearing a strapless maxi dress but have had so many drinks on a rooftop in the summer with your girlfriends that you decide to pick up your floor length dress from the bottom and raise it all the way up to flash everyone on the street below, instead of just simply lowering your strapless dress top.
B*****t just did the most epic maxi dress flash!
When two students want to netflix and chill but need to study
"I want to hang out but I have to study"
"It's okay. We can flash cards and freak"