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People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.
Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
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(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
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The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
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A term people who are unfit and generally don't get girls call people who play football, or pretty much any sports. Usually said by people who are jealous and have nothing better to do other than counting their katanas.
Wow eugene...i heard jim got a girlfriend, what a football fag. I bet he doesn't even know all 3 super saiyans!
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An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
- Realizing he had mistaken shit for shineola, Frank exclaimed "duh football!!!"
- Duh football, it took me three tries to get this entry in!!
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A sports team that is used to be good like Manchester United or Arsenal, has fallen into mid-table and still dreaming about getting into the champions league or signing big-name players.
After losing 2-1 to Brighton and 4-0 to Brentford, we can no doubt agreeing what Jose Mourinho said in 2018, “This is football heritage.”
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