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When u grind up yo stems and smoke em
Ay yo you can grind those stems and put em in and that's grandma casserole
"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.
Great grandma day is a day of the year that you appreciate your great grandma. Get her a gift because it her day!!
Girl: what is today?
Boy: ITS GREAT GRANDMA DAY! GO GIVE HER A PRESENT
The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!
Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!
me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason
*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??