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A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made
Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.
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When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.
This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
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1.) A lame attempt at creating a witty term or phrase on urban dictionary. 2.) Creating a term or phrase without verifying it already means something else on urban dictionary. 3.) Taking a widely accepted term or phrase and attempting to gain cred via the attempt at giving it a "hip" or "cool" meaning.
Oh man, the other day Julia thought she came up with the wittiest term that needed to go on urban dictionary. She posted and then told all her friends to go and vote it up for her. It was so bad, even her friends mostly voted it down, total urb fail!
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a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied
note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"
Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"
Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."
Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
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A person who fails colossally or is incompetent on a galactic scale , while at the same time not noticing, or, worse, thinks they're doing well.
- Sarah Palin's unending stream of media gaffs during the 2008 election campaign: Palin is such a fail clown - can you believe the answers she gave Katie Couric?
- Kim Jong-Il and the way he is always posturing about how everyone want to attack pitiful North Korea while he starves his own people: Kim Jong-Il, ever the fail clown, starves his people while issuing bizarre threats to the the rest of the world.
- Senator Larry Craig (need I say more about this?).
Fail clown Senator Larry Craig, after getting caught soliciting sex in a men's public restroom, refuses to resign after all.
- Rob Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois (ditto).
Governor Rob Blagojevich, First Fail Clown of Illinios, mounted an stunningly absurd an ineffective public defense of himself while the official impeachment proceedings were underway.
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when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.
Amanda: *walking around* hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)
Melissa: what was that?
Amanda: i just split my new reed...
Melissa: REED FAIL!
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A fail cone becomes a fail cone when the ice cream put on a cone fails to look like a good ice cream cone, and instead comes out to be a glob of ice cream on top of a cone.
One who makes a fail cone will never admit that they make a fail cone because they believe that their cone looks great, even though the ice cream is clearly lopsided or not twisted properly. They may also try to cover up the glob with some colorful sprinkles or toppings to distract any other viewers from noticing the fail cone. But do not be deceived, a fail cone still exists even if it is hidden under pretty toppings.
Once pointed out, a fail cone will be eaten very quickly, especially if the one who is planning on eating it was the one who made it.
Note: This term can only be used to describe soft serve ice cream cones.
Customer: "Hey can I get chocolate ice cream on a cone?"
Waiter: "Sure, hold on one moment."
(Waiter hands customer his cone, with the ice cream all in a big glob on top of the cone rather than a nice swirl)
Customer: "What is this? This isn't an ice cream cone! This is a fail cone!"
Person 1: "Hey what do you have there?"
Person 2: "Oh I just made an ice cream cone"
(Person 1 takes a look at the cone: a regular sugar cone, with some ice cream on top, but it is all smooshed, and there is a notable amount of sprinkles on top)
Person 1: "Ice cream cone? More like fail cone!"
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