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The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
A competition in which participators are willing to cut their dicks in front of their camera, how disgusting
bme pain Olympics is disgusting
the condition of being in love with a stripper
Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.
quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3
who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!
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Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone whose sole existence is to piss you off and bother you.
John, you are being a really big pain in my ass today.
When hitting it from behind, before you reach a state of climax, pull out and scream, "Thousand years of pain!!" as you reinsert your penis into her other hole and nut.
I hit Sebrena with the Thousand Year of Pain so hard, she could not sit for 2 days.