I-a cu paine

(This is in written romanian. For english, use Google Translate. It is very good.)Acest termen este des folosit de ramura societății înalte, reprezentând statutul social cât si financiar, fiind un simbol al puterii burgheziei .De exemplu:"Alino esti cam slaba , i-a cu paine" , în această situație este folosit ca sens denaturat, însemnând o remarcă. Alt exemplu ar fi:"Buna fata , i-a cu paine ", preferată marelui orator Serghei Mizil, care inseamna de fapt ura si trăirile de regret ale vorbitorului.Dupa cum putem vede expresia "i-a cu paine " are un larg câmp semantic. Criticul contemporan Bahoi spunea că această formulare aduce un gram de eleganță discuției.
In english: "Take it with bread".
Din respwect, cu Broscărești. :*

Cand cineva iti spune "Esti prost", tu răspunzi cu "Mă-ta-i curvă.", iar daca acesta indrazneste sa riposteze tu vei raspunde cu "I-a cu paine".

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Pregnancy Pain

The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"

Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?

1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".

Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".

2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"

Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"

Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"

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BME Pain Olympics

A competition in which participators are willing to cut their dicks in front of their camera, how disgusting

bme pain Olympics is disgusting

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T-Pain syndrome

the condition of being in love with a stripper

Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.

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brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pain in my ass

Someone whose sole existence is to piss you off and bother you.

John, you are being a really big pain in my ass today.

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