fried out

is the act when somebody has been smoking "frizzles" or crystal meth. They become "frizzled" or "fried out", usually you can tell if their eyes look a little wider than usual.

Jan: "Look at Frank's eyes!"
Fred: "Oh, he's justs fried out"
Jan: "Don't tell me he's on the frizzles again."

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Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

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crispy fried

burnt to a fucking crisp

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.

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jeezy fries

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.

Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...

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Fried butter

When one proceeds to go to a nudist beach and the finds a woman who is tanning the vaginal region. Then said person proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the woman.

I went to the nudist beach and had fried butter with the hottest Latino

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cooter fries

when fries land in a girl's lap

Ah man, my fries landed in my lap. You've got cooter fries!

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burger and fries

When a girl wants you to tiggle her titties and she's craving the pointy thing in your pants

I want your burger and fries *wink*

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