shut the front door

shut the front door means shut the **** up, but its not cuss words and you can't get in trouble for it!

Someone is annoying you so you can say "Shut the front door"!

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lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

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nice front side

"nice front side" is the term used when describing someones face or frontal genatalia. used more for comedy but some super skanks will go for this.

HEY YOU!!! you got a nice front side...

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front mount intercooler

Sick ass mod to let people know "it's turbo". No, just playin'. It cools the charge air from a turbo or supercharged car. Usualy mounted in front of the vehicle, hence the name front mount. Hot air goes in on one side (hot side) and cool air comes out the other (cold side). Does'nt really increase horsepower but maintains it after beating up on your car. They come in different sizes depending on how much hp's you're putting down or how ricey you're feeling that day.

Duuuuude, peep the front mount intercooler on that KIA over there.

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Front Range Hot

Hotties about all along the front range of the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. Boys, girls are just mutha-effing HOT up where the air is thin.

Front Range Hot: is specifically defined as the generally tall, lean hot young men from the front range of Colorado. They can come from about any area along I-25 from New Mexico up to Wyoming, but as long as they're from the mountainous areas of Colorado, they just might be Front Range Hot.

"Did you see that tall skinny guy? Man, he's Front Range HOT!"

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Front of your ass

Ones Genital area.
Normally situated in front of your asshole.

Pick up the crap off the floor or I'm going to kick the front of your ass 'till it bleeds.

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Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit

"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"

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