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the action that you will never experance in your life
fuck
A human in particular, that when Professor God made him/her in his lab, he made the mistake of knocking over a vial of Chemical Asshole, making them into a giant future backstabber and unproductive shit stain member to society. Thus creating the Fuckity Fuckboys.
Nobody likes Johnny because Johnny is is a fuck and he screws over everyone for his own gain.
Fuck can be used in any spot in a sentence.
Take Gordon Ramsay for example
“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”
-Gordon Ramsay
A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given