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A name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).It is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not.
Driver: I am going to be late, get out of my way Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!
Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
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someone who knowingly fucks sluts
hey isnt that girl a slut?
she sure is!
and doesnt that guy know?
he sure does!
man! he is a slut fucker!
WOW!
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Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.
Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?
What?
Fucker bitch
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- some who wanks on or fucks cats
-Izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker.
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1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.
My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.
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A person who has sex with a pillow. Generally these people are virgin males who can't "score" with an actual woman. So, he must make do with his pillow.
Gah...I can't believe I'm thirty years old and still a pillow fucker.
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