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Fucktard - someone who likes to fuck retards
Oh man, Ieuan slept with that disabled girl, he's such a fucktard
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an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.
I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?
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Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
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The opposite of dumb mother fucker . The. 2017 Version of " Mother fucker "
You are a fucktard fatherfucker!
Pretty much anything published in the Daily Mail. However, may also include any published article that missquotes a female, and then references her cup size and age.
I read some fucktard journalism today. Max power claim all ladies love a fugly man with a tiny penis if he's driving an expensive car. Their extensive research consisted of interviewing Chaznay, 22, 34DD from Oldham.
A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.
A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass
Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?
Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on