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The act of piling more people than is legal (or comfortable) into a car in order to transport said people to a certain destination. It originated with the transport of 7 passengers in a 6-passenger minivan to Busch Gardens. This is most common in minivans with 2 seats in the middle row and 3 seats in the back. One person has to sit in between the seats in the middle row. Resourceful passengers in the past have found ways to get comfortable and even fall asleep while sitting on "The Floor" and this seat is switched out every time the vehicle stops. Whoever sits on "The Floor" is entirely responisble for being aware of whenever police cars are nearby so that they can duck and the others can cover them up.
Everyone in the back has to sit on "The Floor" at some point but whoever has shotgun never has to sit on "The Floor" so that's the best spot to be.
Person 1: How are all of us getting to (insert location here) in your 4-passenger car?
Person 2: It's okay, we're pulling a Busch Gardens.
Person 1: Oh. Sweet.
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Turd Garden Haircut
Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”
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An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.
Where's grandpa?
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
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When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.
Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?
Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself
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The China Garden, a chinese restaurant. The best damn pussy I have ever had
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Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.
"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"
The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.
These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.
I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.
OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET