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Turd Garden Haircut
Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”
An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.
Where's grandpa?
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.
Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?
Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself
The China Garden, a chinese restaurant. The best damn pussy I have ever had
Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.
"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"
The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.
These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.
I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.
OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET
They're the national food of the small country in the south brazil called Candad.
BadBoy: WHY DID THEY REMOVE OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS
Skepey: I AGREE THEY LOOK SO TASTY