Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin”
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”
The act of masturbating or smacking your penis
Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
An expression used to express how ugly something is.
I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!
When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?
The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
Jake: Look there’s Rylie
Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend
Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT
Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.