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Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.
Two homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.
"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."
"Ain't no thang, necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."
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rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!
at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
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The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
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The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.
Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.
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The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.
Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.
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just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.
Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle
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