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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana April 8, 2018


fat stinking granny basher

It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up

Shut it ya fat stinking granny basher

by Youlookinatmybird June 4, 2017


grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 10, 2015


Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024


Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020


crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022


granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018