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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
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The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."
Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".
Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.
This version is different from a typical grenade in the fact that this girl obsesses and "sticks" to one guy. When a sticky grenade sticks to you, it makes it impossible to get with any of the hotties in her group of friends. If you try to get it in with any of the sticky grenades friends, you will get shut down immediately, otherwise the grenade will explode, thus ending any chances you have with any friends the sticky grenade has.
Guy A: Are you going to get on with Sarah?
Guy B: I can't , I got stuck by a sticky grenade.