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Any kind of horn striking a vagina
The girl that was doing the running of the bulls in Spain got a Viking Death Grip from the lead bull
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When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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The act of male masturbation where your hand is reversed. (Thumb and index finger towards the shaft towards the balls) and stroking slowly in a fluid motion.
kyle did you jerk off today?
Yea but I had to switch it up so I went reverse-grip Chicago style
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The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.
Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!
When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.
Instructions:
1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)
2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.
3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.
4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)
5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!
6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?
Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!
Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
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October 24 is national grip thigh day don’t matter the gender you can walk up to someone and grip they thigh
If your in class just walk up to someone and grip they thigh and that’s grip thigh day
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Another way of saying Finders keepers, losers weepers. A phrase meaning that whoever finds something is entitled to keep it.
"Hey I was sitting there"!
"To bad you slips we grips"!
"That was my cheeseburger"!
"You slips, we grips homie!
Finding a dollar on the floor that someone dropped.
" You slips, we grips!"
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