Metal Guitar Man

Look up metal man and add this... Those who take it to the next step and begin to mimic their fav metal band by taking up the guitar and playing there music for over 6 hours a day trying to perfect the same style of music.

pantera fans I think that says enough...

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Fake Air Guitar

Using something in the place of an air guitar,, for example a broom.

Jimmy used the mop as an air guitar, therefore making it a fake air guitar

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Guitar Hero Crawl

When you play guitar hero so long that when you look away, flat surfaces look like they are melting or crawling up.

Broseph, I played RockBand so long last night i got Guitar Hero crawl so bad i thought the walls were melting.

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Guitar Hero III

1. One of the rippingest fucking games in existence, with the point of the game to do just that: shred it up.

2. The guitar game for people who otherwise have no skills at playing an actual guitar.

Jimmy thinks he's a rockstar in Guitar Hero III, but he can barely beat Raining Blood on easy. What a tool.

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play my guitar

Girl Masturbation.

The room was dark enough for me to play my guitar even with all those people around.

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Four String Guitar

A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.

Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.

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Guitar Hero Syndrome

A mental illness that usually appears in pre-adolescent boys who have not yet developed musical tastes, after they have first played Guitar Hero. Symptoms include the notion that they can play guitar (even though most have never actually seen a real guitar), only listening to songs from Guitar Hero, not knowing the history or even the names of the band members of the bands those songs are from, lumping all of Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative, Punk, etc...into just "Rock" (and not knowing what any of the genres are in the first place), and the belief that they will gain enlightenment/go to heaven/become operating Thetans/whatever if they can play "Through The Fire And The Flames" on Expert.

Remedies may include forcing the subject to go and listen to music not included in Guitar Hero, and for the love of god, keep them away from DJ Hero.

13 Year Old: (Listening to Jimi Hendrix)

Older Brother: "Oh, I didn't know you liked Classic Rock."

13 Year Old: "What's Classic Rock?"

Older Brother: ...

13 Year Old: "Well, Jimi Hendrix is a pretty good band, anyway..."

Older Brother: (Facepalm)

Older Brother: (Later) I think my brother suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome.

Paul: Sucks man.

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