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The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.
It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.
When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys
Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs
A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.
Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.
When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.
When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.
"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"
An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.
Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.
Someone who needs the ball no matter what. Up to down by 40 the ball has to be in their hands.
Tristan has 41 points with 2 minutes left up by 30 “I need more points”
“No Tristan you ball hog, no you don’t”