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a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
you really just fucked me off.
“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off
Boys who caress each other’s thighs, grab each other’s pecs, crotches, and butts, and will hump other boys just to say they aren’t gay.
William: Are you grabbing my butt! That’s gay!
Lukas: I’m not tho
“I’m rabid” is something nick says when he is really mad or super annoyed. It’s similar to animals when they have rabies, it’s an uncontrollable anger.
nick: “i’m rabid.”
paige: “i know. what they said was so mean, i can’t believe they said that.”
I’m fishin
“?‘Brian: “man how you doin
dan: man I’m fishin I made a 100 K and nailed .
.here
When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
Guy: I just saw a video where some dude slapped the other guy so hard he got knocked out
Guy 2: I’m mad about it