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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)

"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"

by the anaconda October 16, 2010


Thot Walking

Thot walking is just a way to insult someone who you think is a slut or a thot.

"I bet Sarah's out thot walking again.."
"Yeah! What a slut!"

by LilyLemonade June 04, 2018


Walk away!

Waste of time, byebye, go away, mind your own business.. or when you ain't wanna know what Somebody interfere in your business or say word in

Elie : What are you saying for? Dude
Kamayi : What do you want?
Elie: just to help you out!

Kamayi: walk away! Bye for real.

by E.s.Kamayi7 February 03, 2023


virgin walk

when someone walks with their fists clenched and arms by their side while bobbing up and down.

dude liam has extreme virgin walk!

by sexrex42069 April 21, 2020


Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 06, 2008


joaquin not walking

name is not walking

Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking

by pablo pushing P January 28, 2022


Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

by zaq101 September 10, 2006