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Stand down or you will be slapped.
Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself
Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.
"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"
This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement
I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve
1. When someone says an inuendo/or offensive term before they realise.....
2. Being naive
3. A sexual reference
4. Saying before you speak...
"That Holli is as big as a house! uh oh that was out-before-I-knew-it....and so was she..."
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.
--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.
‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance
“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’