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The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.
I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.
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A brief passage of time during which one's actions, words and/or attitudes crystallize to define one as "bad ass." See B A.
Wuz Justin Timberlake's mos' def B A moment Nipplegate or "Dick in a Box?
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A phrase used to describe the phenomenon of a person saying/doing utterly retarded shit.
Friend 1: "I like that Toyota Corolla because it is not a sedan."
Friend 2: "A Corolla is a sedan."
Friend 1: "Oh, I forgot what a sedan was."
Friend 2: "That's a Murawski Moment."
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- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.
A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.
"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".
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When you admin abuse and ban a kid for no reason.
Ethan: Yoo I just banned that kid, Xenvox Moment!
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The expression upon one's face during the moment in which one orgasms.
Called the "Oscar moment" because it is the high-point during sex, much like receiving an Oscar would be the high-point in an actor's/actress' career.
Steve: Dude, her Oscar moment was disgusting.
John: Yeah, what did it look like?
Steve: She looked like... Sarah Jessica Parker crossed with a burn victim.
John: Nasty.
Steve: Yeah. We're only doing it doggy from now on.
John: Good call.
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A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
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