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Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas
when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.
when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.
NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"
Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."
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The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.
"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"
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when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .
bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!
billy: me too dude! *high five*
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