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To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.
Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
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Lucas: You're Mom Gay ...
*gets interrupted*
Erik: no u
*Lucas dies*
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A friend request on Facebook in which a random person adds you and you send them a message saying "Do i know you?" and the reply is "no...but you're hot"
Mike : DAMN FOOL I GOT LIKE 8 YOU'RE HOT REQUESTS TODAY...IM A CYBER PIMP
John: Too bad you have a small dick...
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Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
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Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.
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HARU PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN WHERE ARE THEYY
"yo you're local rat just said something cringe"
"Fr"
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When you say something very stupid or retarded.
Me: Doesn't 2+2= 4 ?
Friend: Yeah, but you're racking em.
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