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To have intercourse with ones sexual partner with one leg up in the air.
Dude you look tired.
I know, I was up all night crossing the border.
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Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.
he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches
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A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.
Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
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when someone is in a fight and gets totaly beaten up, then he is nailed to the cross. also the same in a discussion. when you talk shit you'll get nailed to the cross ( like jezus )
the guy was talking shit about harry, and harry overheared it. he got nailed to the cross by the guy...
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(adj.) A schoolgirl from a faith school who has 'seen the light' and got nailed.
During his lunch time religious experience, the dude hoped to get the girls nailed to the cross. he failed.
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Synonym for shart. To be double crossed is while trying to expell excess methane from your rectum, you accidently squirt a little pooh out. Double crossing usually happens at the most inconveniant time (see example). After a serious bout of the flu, food poisoning, or dysentary it would be wise not to fart in public.
On his first date with Anne, Bill tried to snap out an innocent little fart and was double crossed. Bill spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom washing the double cross from his shorts.
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A punk house in Carbondale, Illinois that has been around since the mid-eighties. The exact location is kept undisclosed. (407 W. Elm St.) Was once owned by Jerome Benton of The Time. Benton later lost the house in a card game. When Benton was asked how he felt about owning the historic punk house he said, "Fuck a bunch of punks. Them bitches owe me rent money!."
Hey, there's a bitchin' show at the Cross tonight." "You mean Lost Cross? That place is still around? Does Jerome still own it?" "Dude, who's Jerome?
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