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hot and uh really attractive. but he's kinda a dick. or the complete opposite, he could also be really ugly but really nice. The hot one probably says the nword
I've never met a nice and hot person named Jacob, have you?
That Time When Jacob Sucks
Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?
The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch
Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!
Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"
is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner
Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!
"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.
Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck
A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.
‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’