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The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.
Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter
Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career
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When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.
Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.
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when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore
hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm
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Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.
masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny
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Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings
Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!
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To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.
We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.
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The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
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