Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

9👍 4👎

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

10👍 5👎

glory hole jockey

glohr-ee hohl jok-ee
-noun
1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole

2.your mom

Damn michael, your mom is one hell of a glory hole jockey.

15👍 11👎

Knob Jockey

Someone Who Rides The Cock, Gayboy.

Lewis Renfrew is a massive Knob Jockey!

1👍 5👎

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

1👍 5👎

Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.

"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"

5👍 4👎