a sigma chad who resides in every living creature and is the king of the dark without being emo. is a sexy beast and his name is Tristan Nilsen
why did Juan fuck my mom in an oil drum?
juan go JUUUUAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN and is haha funne horse
juan loves to sit on the 2nd floor ledge
Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.
Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!
The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.
Juan: Hola! It's Juan!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
Juan is usually really attracted to guys . Really knows how to please them and makes them Fallon love with them. Juan also knows how to start up a really good morning and is a sweet boy but if you get him mad he will not be happy. Loves to talk but not to people he doesn’t know. Juan is overall a very good guy with a big dick. But he saves that for the guys so tuff luck for all the girls.
Juan is gay
He's awesome , he delivered food to some guy.
Paprikakats Person : Juan is so cool, he delivered me food.
Some guy named Nathan : so true
JarmanThing : Guys pebble-op is so cool.
juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.
girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever