like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

Bosh-like

Cool, loner and very distant from anyone else. You must also have a deep voice and say swer words like a edgy badass.

Uncool dood: Woe look at the cool man
cool man: (cool)
uncool dood: wow so bosh-like

Like at an Orgy

A phrase added after someone else's statement to make their statement hilarious. Used like "That's what she said." Created by the band Big D and the Kids' Table during a 2010 3-week tour.

Person 1: "I had to get out of there fast."
Person 2: "Like at an orgy?"

Person 1: "So she said 'Thanks, but there's two things I want to talk to you about.'"
Person 2: "Like at an orgy?"

Intense like that

Intense like that; meaning being just so powerful, extreme and extraordinary that it explains and excuses your actions.

“girl did u see him drink that entire vodka bottle?” “IKR! He is just intense like that”

hung like a

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.

Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!

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on like Shinobi

A play off the term, "on like Donkey Kong", its "on like Shinobi" carries a subtle and abstract humor based on the fact that it completely doesn't rhyme, doesn't have the right amount of syllables for the format of this terminology and was a much, much less popular game.

"Motherf*cker, did you just put your cigarette butt in my beer?"

Yeah, bitch, I heard you like drinking butt!"

"Oh f*ck that..."Its on like Shinobi!"

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