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Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.
WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
I coughed up a lung lizard!
A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool
Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame
To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
Australian slang for cash money
“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.