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Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.
"Lobster was so much fun last night!"
Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
Mr three favorite things in life.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.
"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)
"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"
"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )
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