about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib
Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.
Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.
Don't pull a London
When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle
some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."
?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"
An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.