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A sexual maneuver in which a guy shoves a lizard in his rectum and makes his partner search for it. (Basically, hide and seek with a lizard)
"I tried to do a Louisiana Lost Lizard with Jordan, but the bitch couldn't find the lizard. Now I'm fucked," says Aaron.
When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.
Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.
While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.
You think I'm going bungee jumping? You've lost your marbles.
When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.
Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.
R u lost babygirl
A quote from 365 Days(an intensified version of 50 shades), said by Don massimo torricelli, played by Michele Morrone, who is a hot mess. Used for sexual manipulation.
Massimo: R u lost babygirl?
Laura: Fuck me daddy!!!
A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.
I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!
He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
There was no love there to begin with, so there is definitely none to be found now.
'Did you hear Dan slept with another girl on saturday night?' 'Why would I care he was selfish in bed anyway' 'Yeah good for you- no love lost no love found.'