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Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020


Mr. Tucker

Mr. tucker is number one on the council of bald.

The leader of the council of bald.

Mr. Tucker and the council will decide your fate.

by TheCouncilOfBald January 28, 2020


Mr. Welsh

Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.

"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."

by taygen is gay October 30, 2019


Mr Lewin

He is the best teacher you will ever meet and you will probably cry if he leaves in class he will let you do what ever you want I miss Him so much and wish he could come back

mr lewin is the best

by floferplop January 7, 2022


Mr. Rockefeller

One who seems to have a limitless amount of money based on the items they buy or the activities they do.

Did see that new iPhone Claudius had? I swear he had the older version last week. He is Mr. Rockefeller alright.

by beatlesfan92 September 7, 2010


4 Mrs

4Mrs refers to the elite group of amazing, never done before artists founded in December 2020. They currently go by the names; Jay, Jay 1, Jay 2, and Jay 3.

Jay is the shortest member. His interests include being a focking weeb, and threatening to cancel plans. Jay is known for being sneaky, constantly causing immense fear to the rest of the Mrs by saying he did not bring the rosac. He is also known for his notorious behaviour around young girls. His mind is usually blank when asked about sexualities, specifically heterosexual.

Jay 1 is the therapist, and often brains of the 4mrs. He is known for making comments during awkward situations, which usually makes the situation even more awkward. Having a particular interest in short and fat men, he tends to have infatuations rather than relationships. He loves his mommy.

Jay 2 is known for his snarky comments and fearless attitude and is often the subject of scrutiny to the adult public. His favorite things include dance dance, saucy, and gaywo. He is attracted to virgos and is known for making things awkward in large groups due to his flirtatious history with many older girls.

Jay 3 is possibly a robot. With only a number of 3 emotions including horny, gossipy, and non-chalant, people have questioned if he is real or not. He claims to not watch anime, but owns a hoodie that says "Your lie in April". (The only other member who would get this hoodie quote is Jay). He is a crack addict and associates with other crack addicts.

You should be like the 4 Mrs

by 4 Mrs September 2, 2021


Mr Morris

An absolute god.

What a legend mr morris is, his lessons are beautiful and his style of teaching is amazing. Not forgetting he’s an absolute beast that drives a white Kia.

Pupil A: “Have you seen mr morris today”

Pupil B: “No, I’ve got him period 2” *Cries in excitement*

by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022

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