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A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.
Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.
Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?
When you queef in someone’s mouth as a greeting
Are you going to meet and queet Jake?
A gathering of less than 2 people in any one place at a given time.
i was looking forward to seeing lots of cars but it ended up being an MSOC meet
I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!