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A Jamestown, MI is a place that is so ordinary, small, and forgettable, that you are sure there must be a honeycomb of missile silos underneath it, because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
Nowhere is Jamestown, Michigan.
When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.
Annoying Obnoxious fans with false hope that this is their year and false hope that they will beat Ohio State every year.
The Michigan Fans think they are going all the way🙄
Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
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The act of getting your own
piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.
She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.