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Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.
Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.
The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.
Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
A unisex euphemism for masterbation
My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.
That moment when you need to tell someone something uncomfortable or upsetting about themselves. Or when your significant other has been an asshole and has no idea.
Babe, we need to have a breath mint moment. Your lack of preparing sandwiches for the trip makes me feel unloved....
a combination of fucking hell and goddamint
fuckinmint
- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her
- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!
when u take the dick from ur brother (yes cut it off) then replace ur girls arm with it then procede to fuck her mom
Oh yeah yesterday Ashley asked me do do a fuckin mint on her
To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.