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Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016


moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 5, 2022


Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 8, 2023


Moist

When a satisfying thing satisfies your tingles

Gregory: YooOooOo BroOoo!! that slime vid you sent me was MOIST
Jimmy: AyYyyEEee I know!!!

by Lil' Nugg December 17, 2018


Moist

Moist is a word usually discribing something damp, some people find the word annoying and some find it soothing but when someone loves saying moist they are just trying to annoy you because they probably know you don’t like
It!

Omg, my trampoline is moist mom! “Yes, its damp.

by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 6, 2018


moist

cool, amazing

dude that’s moist

by mother apologies April 24, 2022


Moist

;)

Moist

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023