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Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.
Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
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This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.
It grinds things up...
Like trash...
And people...
Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!
Oh... and there goes someone's arm...
Oh my...
18👍 6👎
when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack
"man that guys got a major ass monster."
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A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"
Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"
Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
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Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
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