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A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.
Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”
To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job
As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy
An overall amazing friend/girlfriend she always has your back and is very pretty.
I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing
An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.
I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.
The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.
Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
Murphy, most likely Asian. a sweet, intelligent man and nice. He is super cute, and cool. He's popular and will always try to make other people successful. He's a great friend, and if you experience being friends with him, you are a lucky person! He will brighten your day with his bright smile. He will always defend you. He's also a very great artist!
A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.
"murphy just gave me flowers, what a kind guy"