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some who breaks up with people over text
oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman
Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
A speccy nerd who supports beastiality groups on weekends
Tomas Murphy is a four eyed meff
The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old
Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!
The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.
How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
A funny large headed black man.
You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.