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tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 14, 2022


Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 12, 2022


Tomas Murphy

A speccy nerd who supports beastiality groups on weekends

Tomas Murphy is a four eyed meff

by ShrekMaster5000 May 23, 2020


Tyler James Murphy

The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old

Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!

by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021


headdie murphy

The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!

by CKP Team November 14, 2019


headdie murphy

A funny large headed black man.

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.

by CKP Team November 14, 2019


Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball

wow he a brady murphy

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022