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Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask

But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me

by Death Menace May 5, 2023


Electric Mookball

Derived from Mook or Chop, an electric mookball is when you rip a dab pen and nicotine vape consecutively

Mary: What’s wrong with Gretchen?

Phyllis: Oh, she’s fine, she just had 5 electric mookballs

(Gretchen is busy exhaling fat clouds and does not speak)

by MrSpanky0711 July 6, 2022


The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi June 1, 2019


electric shop

Electric shop is otherwise known as the unhappy street lingo for toilet

I'm going to 'lay some cable' at the electric shop

by Sparky the Electrician April 9, 2016


Electric Shop

The backbone of the maintenance department, true electricians who fine tuen skills in trade to keep aircraft up, often lesser shops such as airframes and or powerlines come to seek guidance from the electric shop marine for they do not know how to read.

-Electric shop will fix it.

by Papiguapo67 August 17, 2022


electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 29, 2014


Electricity, Electricity

A popular song from Schoolhouse Rock that can give anyone epilepsy and seizures. The main character in the song is a black albino electrician named Tyrone, who resembles a 'white Mario', Manny from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs", or the big-nosed guy from The Pink Panther.

When you're in the dark and you want to see, you need, uh-Electricity, Electricity!

by JeffyFanatic5000 February 8, 2022