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Hot Hobo Love is the beautiful bromance shared by Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. More commonly known as TomStud and HotBert.
Growing up together as close friends, it was clear to their fans that it was more than just close friendship, that it was in fact, srs bsns. After noticing Tom Sturridge creeping in the background of Pattinson's photographs (See VMA awards), a TomStud fan by the name of Tech, or more commonly known as Touj0ursPur on YouTube discovered the world of Hot Hobo Love, and Plaids.
SrsBsnsFangirl: "Omg, who's that in the picture with Rpattz?!"
Plaid: "Gtfo. His name is Bert, and that's Tom."
SrsBsnsFangirl: "Who's Tom?"
Plaid: "Tom and Bert share the BEST type of Hot Hobo Love. Tom is his Bromance partner."
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The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.
Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?
Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.
Defined by hobo characteristics. Jane refused to put sheets on her mattress and her mother said There is hoboishness going on in here! as she entered her room and saw the bare mattress.
The hobo-ish-ness of this room makes me want to take a bath.
The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"
tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
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the widely recognized and known event in which many hobos get together under a bridge and have knife fights. hoobobs and snoobobs participate in these
o shit son! its a hobo stab fest pull over!
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The Act of Love shared between TomStud and HotBert.
Also the sole inspiration of the cult, the Plaid's. They wear Green Plaid shirts religiously. The legend of the Green Plaid Shirt echoes from sensual times shared between HotBert and TomStud. After their scene of intimacy they dress in the dark and the one who dresses himself in the shirt will be the submissive at the next turn of Hot Hobo Love.
HotBert- "Dude, Kstew is totally chagrining on my dazzle, bro. Have some Hot Hobo Love laters? Maybe YOU can wear the Green Plaid Shirt this time?
TomStud- "Ha, no way. You have the vag in this relationship, hookuh."
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