Fast Don't Lie

Phrase, popularized by Slim Chin, AKA Ken Jeong, and frequently proven by Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose. Shouted during break-away dunks, by Sportscenter anchors during touchdown runs, and by kids on basketball courts, street races and hot dog eating contests.

You get his shoe, you get fast too! Fast Don't Lie

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Urban Dictionary DON'Ts

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Urban Dictionary does not permit defining people that are not celebrities, especially if it is flaming.

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Urban Dictionary DON'Ts.

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Don't Dance for the Pussy

A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.

If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".

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Don't text bacc

Leave on "seen" or "read" .

"Don't text bacc"

*Seen/R/Read*

Don't even @ me

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

Don't Look Back

When you get too high and you can't remember what you were just talking about

You're sitting with your friends on the couch smoking...

"Yeah isn't that so crazy??"

"Wait what is so crazy??"

"I don't remember...."

"Well you know what they say..."

*all together* "DON'T LOOK BACK"

don't eat that shit

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)