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Dog-washing is a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male.
When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
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John: You straight?
Jacob: Yeah, man. Imma get the soft from my dude and wash up myself.
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Refers to the people of Wrightsville Beach that can no longer handle the Lumina street scene...So they pack it up and move to the south-end.
Hey what ever happened to that party chick?
Oh I hear shes a wash up down near crystal pier.
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verb: to wit wash, wit washed, wit washing.
Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.
Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.
Dumb Bitch: "Since when is 'vag' an insult?! If I said "she's such a scrotum!" it would probably hit you funny, so think about how it feels to people who posses the body parts that you are using in a derogatory way. Thanks!"
Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"
Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed
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When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.
yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.
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The process of adding trans people or views to history or previously created content.
people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.
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When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.
"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.
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