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Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.

Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass

by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009

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STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 21, 2003

419๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Noob

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.

"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"

by MADragon February 11, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roblox Noob

A Roblox Noob owns every free item in the Catalogue. It usually wears random accessories and has a colourful skin colour. The Roblox Noob cannot talk. If you have a conversation with them, they won't respond. If you insult them, they will not react. The Roblox Noob often wanders around the game trying to figure out what to do, but our recent studies show that a Roblox Noob will never know what to do.

Example #1:

Roblox Player 1: Cover me I'm reloading

Roblox Noob:

*In a situation like this, the Roblox Noob will not follow your instructions. They barely even know you exist.

Example #2:

Roblox Player 1: I saw a Roblox Noob earlier

Roblox Player 2: Really? How could you tell it was a noob?

Roblox Player 1: It got killed 380213948 times and its outfit was made up of a bunch of free items. No kills too! Oh, and btw, his skin colour was red.

*If you happen to come across a Roblox Noob, do not try to speak to it or give it instructions. It's best to leave it alone and continue what you are doing. Seriously! These guys are brain dead!

I really want to know what is going on inside a Roblox Noob's head, if it even has one...

by Furi0sity March 20, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob sauce

A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.

Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.

by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006

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Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.

Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.

by Intredasting July 2, 2011

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Noob Horde

When in a video game such as a MMO or a multiplayer game that allows a large amount of people on one server a sizable group of noobs team up in the belief that together they have "leet skillz" and that sticking to gether they shall surive, these are rare due to the fact noobs have a tough time grouping into such a horde because they have poor organizational skills. They are not much of a threat in MMORPG or any other game where characters earn levels or boost their stats as they are often unskilled and tend to panic at the first of danger, they are a moderate threat in FPS games where friendly fire is not on because their group attacks are difficult to dodge, but they end up killing themselves and destroying all order in the group when friendly fire is on as they start fighting amongst each other on who started shooting everyone after they respawing after the aforementioned accident. They also end up fighting on who gets to be the leader, but one might manage to show their supremacy if they are higher level then the others or have better aim. A group of noobs smaller then 10 is probably a noob caravan instead. either kind of noob group can be easily fought off by high-levels or highly-skilled players(the mere appearance of a high-level character in a MMORPG might scare them off)

Two World of Warcraft players are discussing a earlier event in the game:

Player 1: heard about that Noob Horde that tried to attack that city?

Player 2: Yeah I saw it, they acted all arrogant until that lvl 80 appeared, then they pretty much fell apart. It was hilarious.

Two Star wars Battlefront II players are talking about a earlier game:

Player 1: Remember in Naboo when that CIS Noob Horde started rampaging?

Player 2: Yeah then one guy started sniping them, and they started shooting each other in their panic.

by Dr.research September 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž