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i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 24, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm a J

I'm a rockstar; i get high and fucked up all the time; I'm geeked up

1. Lil Jon is a J 2. "Damn Bobby why do you role everytime we fuck?" "I'm a J babe"

by Matt Silvestri January 29, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Afraid

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.

Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"

by chocolatesauceee June 20, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm LeBron

Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.

Tool. LeBron James is a tool.

by Fred Durst is King Tool October 7, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

by Someone Great June 1, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm fiiiiiine

When someone gets drunk and claims to be "fine". But instead of saying it normally, the "i" is extended and often expressed in a higher tone of voice.

"Dude you're totally wasted"
"No, I'm fiiiiiine"

"You're definitely not fine"

by Your Local Drunk August 26, 2018


I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Someone who kinda exists May 12, 2022